英语笑话
896　Show him, honey 亲爱的，让医生看看

The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. “No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.” “I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?” Mr. Smith turned to his wife. “Show him, honey.”

***夫妇来到牙医那里。***先生明确表示他急着要走。他命令说：“医生，不要用什么花哨昂贵的东西，不要用任何气体呀、针呀什么的。把牙齿***就结束了。”牙医称赞他说：“但愿更多的病人像你这样不怕痛。是哪一颗牙齿？”***先生转过身去对他太太说：“亲爱的，让医生看看。”